Tuesday, May 30, 2006


Me, My Machine and The Elements 1.0

Good god….I am thinking about writing a series on my weekend rides. Maybe my destiny is to become a writer one day. What the hell, I am attempting it nevertheless.

Well, this time I was planning to ride to some place nearby so that the entire trip can be completed in one day thereby not encroaching into my already depleted leave entitlement. So the decision had to be taken between Horsley Hills, BR Hills and Yelagiri. Horsley Hills was rejected for the plain reason that a friend of mine had already been there. It’s a complex, you see, what’s the point of being the second one? BR Hills was ditched owing to the fact that I felt it was too far away. So by Saturday evening, the destination was decided and the bike was tanked up. I cost me 879 bucks for 16.18 liters of fuel.

The night before the ride was a sleepless one. Twice I woke dreamt that I woke up too late and my friends had already left. I actually got up six times to check the time. But at last when the alarm went off, I didn’t want to get up and was craving for another couple of hours of sleep. Anyway, I got up, washed, brushed and put on the jacket, shoes, gloves and helmet and started off from home by 6.18. The roads being empty enabled me to reach the meeting point at the Old Madras Road, after the hanging bridge, by 6.30.

Within no time all the bikes have arrived. Two Yezdi Roadkings, one Unicorn and one Discover. Four bikes, seven people, with yours truly being the solo rider. We set off in the bucolic Old Madras Road with sparse traffic. We got carried away by the road in such a way that we missed out Hoskote where we were supposed to take a turn and went some six kilometers further before realizing the mistake and backtracking.

From Hoskote, the real fun began. The road was awful in the beginning, but after a stretch of crater filled monster of a road, things began getting better. The next big village was Malur, after which the condition of the road saw a whopping scale of deterioration which meant we were virtually dirt racing for the next few kilometers. What compensated for the rough terrain was the fact that we were traversing one of the most beautiful parts of rural South, which made us stop from time to time to take snaps and to get some respite from the roller-coaster ride that we were having. By 9 O’ clock, we reached Bangarapet, where we had the breakfast from a tiny vegetarian restaurant and asked for directions.

From the map we had, we saw that it will be easier via Kuppom, but when we asked around, at least four people testified that there is no Road to Kuppom other than the railway track. Still unfazed, we asked an Enfield rider and he says that there is definitely a road to Kuppom via Kolar Gold Fields. And what a road it was! This is what one will expect from a country road. Smooth surface, non-existent traffic, green surroundings and flowing curves will satiate the thirst of even the most eager biker. It was a breeze from KGF to Kuppom and from Kuppom to Nattranmalai. Only difference was that ‘Halli Darigalu’ turned into ‘Uri Darulu’ and then into ‘Kramathu Salaigal’ in a matter of a few kilometers as we crossed two state boundaries.

Then came the climbs where I left others behind when it was just me, my machine and the elements. After every couple of hairpin bends, I would just stop the bike and stare into the valley below, which , after every stop, became smaller and smaller and made me wonder how it would look if I were the God and looked down from my lofty office table at my own creations. According to my reference material there were fourteen hairpin bends, but I scarcely counted them as I was deep in bliss finding my self in the terrain which I am more familiar with, one in which there is more curves and climbs than the boring straight stretches that I am cursed with, in and around Bangalore. It took us 210 kilometers through the highways and country roads to reach our destination.

Finally reaching the top by 1 PM, we had lunch the first thing before going to this village called Mankalam where we parked our bikes and left our helmets with the villagers and went off to stretch our legs for a trek. I didn’t climb much as after some distance, I found a rock under the shades where I slept obliviously and blissfully for two hours with cool breeze flowing over my face until when the guys woke me up on their way back. According to them, the hike was excellent, but I still think that I made the right choice since those two hours of sleep in the nature had recharged me for another five hours or riding. After that we came back to the village where we had tea. One important thing to be noted is that all the villagers are very much polite and eager to help you in any manner, which signifies the fact that tourism has not reached this place to such a scale as to show its darker side.

After visiting the park and the lake, we started our journey back soon after 6 PM. The ride down the hills was another first-class experience, where, again, I left the pack behind and was enjoying the terrain to the most. Once I reached the valley, I stopped at a small bridge and sat waiting for the guys and staring at the behemoth hill and the zigzag road that I climbed down. It was a truly humbling experience to watch the mount knowing that I could climb over it but still how small I am, compared to it.

Then others turned up and we reached the main road when the rain hit us. There was no point in waiting for the rain to subside, and also since we were all wearing jackets and helmets, we chose to continue. It was another learning phase for me in the highways, when the crosswinds were so powerful that sometimes it felt my rear slipping because of that. The gale and the rain hit us with the mighty power that the nature has got as we made progress to cover the distance to Krishnagiri as on the way back we chose a shorter route, mostly through the highways. NH 46 till Krishnagiri and then NH7 till Bangalore were in excellent condition as we made the distance pretty fast and finally reached Bangalore at 9 PM covering around 170 kilometers. When I crossed the Silk Board Fly over, after which you can say it is Bangalore, I let out a sigh signaling the end of one memorable ride on a Sunday. It was just city traffic and the congestion after that.

This was when I thought of writing about my Sunday trips to the country side, to escape from the ennui of city life. Somebody suggested it to call it ‘My Motorcycle Diaries’ but I chose not to, since even though I love the concept of traveling cross-country, I don’t like the falls. Then I gave it the current moniker since, above all, it is just me, my machine, and the elements. I plan to continue with this venture in the coming weekends when I ride out into oblivion and then come back and write about it on Mondays.

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Wednesday, May 17, 2006

Hi,

I got the bill of my bikes repair from my Mechie..

That is a Masterpice....

Here we go...

Waishaing = 40
Foke Bhaind = 90
Weel Throwing = 100
Cleach Paking = 10
ShaifTeer ispring = 10
Foke Boulse = 18
Salaincer RuBeer = 38
Kleach waisher = 6
Foke oil seel = 68
Gare oil = 110
Tanke wilding = 30
Weel baring = 120
Kleach Bale = 160
Koune Polish = 25
TaiLampe SeeT = 62
PaTrole TuBe = 3
TaiLampe Bulpe (2) = 10
Kane RuBeer (2) = 8
SaiLaNcer Wailding = 35
Cleach CaBeel = 10
SaiLaNcer CLampe = 6
Kleache iSKrowe = 6
head Loke Waishair = 6
Weel Waishair (2) = 8
Magnate Charge = 75
isTande piN = 75
Foke oil = 25
Heade gasket = 8
Foule Sairwis = 300
Foke ReseeT = 180
iSLuTeer Waire = 35
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TOTeeL = 1752
Payed = 600
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BaLaNces = 1152


Everything is in Indian Rupees.

-Issac Cheriyathu


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Saturday, May 13, 2006

Who moved my Cheese (Work)?

I have been reeling with load in the past
Trying to deal with everythin' fast
Days were spent with me in a trance
Making me late for the evenin' dance

Ha! I just had a normal weekend,
And I was back to work without end.
Waited till noon and asked my TL,
Gave me the news, too good to be real.

There is no work, there is no work,
I am in glee and on a moonwalk.
Hip Pip Hurray I sing along,
Deep in the bliss, all the day long.

Monday is gone, Tuesday is gone,
Even on Wednesday nothing is done.
Boredom is creeping into my veins,
Ennui is surely something that strains.

Where is my work, where is my work?
I guess someone has moved my work.
Managed to read a couple of books,
Solved the crossword that newsletter cooks.

There is still time for this stupid poem,
This will engage me till I go home.
All I can hope and all I can wish,
Is to get some work that I can finish!


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My Tryst with Bangalore

Tryst /trist/ n. meeting, esp. a secret one of lovers.

Don’t let the literal meaning misguide you. This is the closest word that describes what I feel about the Paradise City, Bangalore.

Bangalore has always been my dream destination in life to me, a lad from a small town in Kerala. It was a kind of dreamland where there are gardens everywhere and beautiful buildings in every direction. One of the biggest doubts that I had when I was just six or seven was whether it is ‘Bankloor’ or ‘Blankoor’. Well, after extensive research I have found that it is ‘Bankloor’ after all.

One of the first visits to the paradise came during some trip with the family. All I remember is seeing some huge old buildings that looked like palaces and all roads lined with trees adorning yellow flowers. Then there were other trips from school which only increased the admiration for the place.

The teenage years saw me coming to Mangalore for doing PUC and making occasional trips to Bangalore, getting mesmerized by the beautiful gals while negotiating the MG Road/ Brigade Road crowds with my jaws hanging permanently. These quests were furthered during the days in Engineering College when the ultimate idea of having fun was to hop into a bus heading to Bangalore and stay there till you run out of money.

Life is fast and I found myself getting kicked out of the college for the crime of completing the course. However hard I hated my college during the studies, it was really painful to leave the place for good. After a few months of doing miscellaneous courses of all kinds, finally I came to the decision that I need a job. Where else to head other than Bangalore, the IT capital of India? So I packed my bags and left to Bangalore, the City of Opportunities.

I am one of the most fortunate job hunters I have ever heard of. Landed in the job in three days! The story goes like this : I come to Bangalore one fine morning, attend a party in the evening, someone talks about an opening in this company, send the resume then and there itself, next day afternoon gets a call to come for interview, attends the same on the next morning, and receives the offer letter by noon. Bangalore is the land of opportunities, indeed.

In the first few weeks, whenever I got free time, and during weekend, the impulse was to go to FORUM or to Brigade Road and to merge with the crowds. But after the initial bliss, I started noticing that the place was too crowded even to breathe. So nowadays weekends are either at home or some other place that is not that crowded.

Another experience was riding the bike to and from office. The place I hail from doesn’t have a tenth of traffic as Bangalore at any time. And the way I ride has been altered to suit the conditions prevailing here, just for the sake of survival. Furthermore, I have had an accident here, leading to a traffic case which has shown me the dual nature of the Police force out here. From one side they were extremely polite with me throughout the procedures and from the other side guzzled down a large sum of money as bribes. In my place the cops would have imbibed the same kind of money and yet would have treated you like a rat.

Another aspect that I used to miss at my home was the activities of the biker club that I am a member of. It has chapters all over the country, but the ranks of the Kerala chapter was meager and that meant almost no activity. But come to Bangalore, the main hub of the club in the south, I enjoy all the fruits of becoming a member. Weekend rides, hanging out with fellow clubbies, meets and what else…

People are complaining about traffic and pollution, but I don’t think it is anywhere close to Mumbai. Most of the roads are still lined with trees which bloom making the city look like bride ready for wedding. There are even air-conditioned Volvo City Buses which you don’t find anywhere else in the country. I love this city, where you hear at least a dozen languages at any place you go. I love Bangalore because she accepts anyone who come to her and make them her own. I love her because she still has the charm and beauty of a maiden even with the millions of people that she holds.





- Issac Cheriyathu